i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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