If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
i will never coherently bang her
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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