Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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