margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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