I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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