I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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