But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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