For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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