How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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