Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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