so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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