its not stalking. its research.
I've blown a few things in my day
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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