I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
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His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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