Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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