You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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