Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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