Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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