I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Randomize
