how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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