Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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did you just send me my own nude
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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