is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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