Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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