Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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