Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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