I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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