all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I look better un-naked...
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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