my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My bed smells like the plague
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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