I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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