dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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