is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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