i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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