i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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