Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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