I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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