That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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