i already hear my dad disowning me
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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