ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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