I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
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I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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