Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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