physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
