question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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