8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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