I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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