I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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