i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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