The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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