Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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