Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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