i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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