The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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