I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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