saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I think I just sharted jello shots
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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