Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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