Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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