He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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