i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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