As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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