i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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