That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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