awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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