Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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