I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Just pee around me
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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