is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
