with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I look better un-naked...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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